I hate making phone calls.
Reason 1: Social Cues Not Available:
In a phone conversation, I can't see the other person in realtime. I
have to rely entirely on their tone of voice, distorted by low-fidelity
sound, to try to read the subtext of their words. I can't use
expressions to try to give them subtext to my words either, and subtext is hugely important to most NT people.
They don't care what I say, it's how I say it and what my body is doing
when I say it that make the difference between me implying something
and me asking a question, to their minds anyway. They are very big on
Implications.*
When I talk to people in person, I can watch their
physical reactions to my words, my tone and my posture. I can use my
acting, pose my body and shape my face to show them, in their nonverbal
language, that I am not attacking them or accusing them or demeaning
them by asking questions or saying facts. I can't do any of that damage
control over a phone. They get mad. They get offended. They get annoyed.
*The
only exceptions have been a few people in my life who are fully aware of my autistic
tendencies and how they impact my life, and are accepting that I
usually say only what I mean, and do not get offended easily by things I
say because they know I Don't Communicate Like That. I can talk to them
on the phone. Hearing them properly is very hard, but they don't "read into"
anything I say or how I said it.
Reason 2: Low Fidelity Sound vs Precision Hearing = auditory processing problem.
"Eyyuh,
cah I spee to th-hed or dis houshull?" is what I hear when someone on
the phone says, "Hi, Can I speak to the head of this household"? Phones
do not transmit high quality sound, and people do not bother to
enunciate better while on the phone. Consonants get smashed. D, T, P, B,
and C sound identical. Vowels get distorted. Certain accents or speech
cadences mean whole words vanish.
Because I have an autistic
mind, I do not hear a sound and then have the luxury of having my brain
automatically fill in the missing gaps. NT people seem to hear only what
they expect to hear. They can probably understand crappy noises as
familiar words because their brains most likely hear the sound, "Eyyuh",
and process that like this: We don't know what that sound meant but it was similar enough to "Hello", so that's what it was. Yes. The person said Hello. If you then ask them what was said, they won't repeat it as "Eyyuh," their brain has told them it did hear "Hello".
My brain doesn't do that. I have exceptionally sharp hearing, largely because my brain cannot parse what I hear into familiar shapes. I hear exactly what sound is made, and my brain does not simply pop the sound into an easy word-category automatically. "Eyyuh" to me, sounds like "Eyyuh", not "Hello".
In order, then, to understand anything said to me on a phone, I have to be constantly translating the garbled noises I am hearing into actual speech, which involves a lot of anxious guessing. I
have to do this WHILE I am listening to the other person's words, tone,
context and scanning it all for implications of subtext. It is a tremendous strain.
Reason # 3- Phone conversation = All-consuming effort.
In
person, I can talk to people while I do other things. To make a phone
call to anyone who is not very tolerant and accepting of my ways of
communicating, I cannot be moving around or doing anything else.
Handling the above-mentioned subtext problem I have talking to most
people, and auditory processing issue of using a phone, AT THE SAME
TIME, takes all my mental focus. I have to stop anything I am trying to
do in order to have a phone conversation. I cannot talk and drive. Or
walk. Or eat. Or work. Or fold clothing. Or pick up my room. My day and
life must be brought to a total HALT in order for me to have any but the
most simple exchanges over a phone, because I can't handle sensory
input and decisions while I am already so overburdened by the effort a
phone call requires of me.
I can only use the phone and
multitask doing anything when I am talking to the very few people who do
not require me to analyze their speech for subtexts or motives, and who
do not do that with mine, because they know my conversational style and
accept that while everyone else they know does that, I generally don't.
I only do it sometimes out of habit of having had to talk that way for
so long with most other people. It is exhausting.
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