Courtesy of my little brain:
"This internet connection. I hate it so much.
It's like a camel with a death grudge and a shot knee."
" I rerouted any accounts I have to a different system now. What a hacker may have thought was a whole-checking-account heist becomes the equivalent of a mothballed purse with a few crumpled dollars and subway ticket."
"The pinky is not strong enough for much use. All it does is seal off your grip if you grasp, say, a bar. And it makes you look elegant gesturing or drinking tea."
